These are 2 memos sent around in our office today:

Someone printed a large document with doll images and text this morning to the main office printer – please come and pick it up.

 Also, someone printed a large amount of pages from Lampsplus.com and from Belarc Auditors on Wednesday afternoon to the main office printer.  Please think about what you’re printing before you hit “print” – whoever printed these pages obviously didn’t want them b/c they’re still sitting in our pantry and now it’s just wasted paper.  

and this one

Re the missing white garbage cans—they were removed, as they have been in all other depts., because they want people to put wet trash in the central areas and ONLY use blue for recycling (I guess in other depts. People weren’t discriminating in their trash disposal). However because of our sprawling layout we will probably get our white cans back tonight.
Mystery solved.

 it’s nice to be reminded of what a “professional” work environment should be