Kangaroos are effing crazy
Seriously, they are nuts. Think about it. They have giant feet, long tails, pouches for carrying joeys, and razor sharp claws. They’re kind of like the smarter, furrier, new-for-2010 version of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Don’t believe me? I think that this little thing called YouTube can back me up.
Hit it!
I mean… come on… right?! Kangaroos are badass.
Okay, okay, it’s time for some hypothetical situations:
1) Kangaroo vs. Chuck Norris?


2) Kangaroo vs. George Clooney


I really can’t decide.
Snuggie
First, Christmas present…
Second, I would LOVE to be an actor in an infomercial, so if anyone has any connections that could hook that up… please let me know.
Jonathan is digital dancing
I had a conversation with Jonathan tonight, and it went something like this…
J: Dude! I’m blah blah blah dancing on my PS3
Me: haha, that makes no sense
J: It’s crazy, I’ll put it online in a little bit
Me: Sure buddy… (rude gesture)
THEN there was a break, and then a few hours later….
Jonathan! You are good you.
Wonkavision
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to 3
