u r chosen 1
we were playing “playstation home” the other day (basically a terrible ps3 version of second life), and for some reason i thought it was the funniest thing in the world to just run up to random people and tell them they were the chosen one.

finally, jonny came around, and then we had a nice sit down

it looks like i’m pointing at his crotch.
you may have had to be there (can i say “have had” next to each other?)
